January 2012
GUYS I DONT THINK IM GONNA MAKE IT TO THE NEW YEAR...
GODAMN IT
omg heavy metal lover
gaga omg i love you
aksdjaskdjsldjasljdasljdkas
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oh hi
henry
you’re on my television right now
oh god
ovaries
they’re gone
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MY FIRST KISS FOR 2012 IS WHATEVER I'M DRINKING
or eating
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“My prayers have been answered.”
– My mom regarding the Napoleon dynamite cartoon series. She’s serious. (via willinoise)
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
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Random text off friend at half 2 in the morning
Him: "You have met with a terrible fate haven't you?"
Me: "Cool, I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway."
subtlemacabre:
There is a demon of great evil, that will be able to walk upon the Earth if someone is told of its existence and does not repeat the name to another. To the best of my ability, his name roughly approximates “Jkqxxllyuo”. This was told to me by a rather unkempt man on the street; if you have not noticed it already, I just told it to you.
"Exciting Movies Featuring a Strong Female Lead"
Thank you, Netflix, for being so blunt about your movie genres.
Every time I want to cut I just write "keep...
And it works. Every time.
“It’s gone a little too far to turn back now. It’s gone a little too far to turn back; always running I am the outcast. Keep running, keep running away.”
I'm tracking the creepypasta tag again
oh god what have i done
NEVER SLEEP 2K11/2K12
December 2011
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me : honey im home
.....
me : oh i forgot he's on tour
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lol karee depoyster follows amanda satchwell on twitter
loln so hard rn
speaking of satchfag.
Uh.
I had another weird dream last night where I woke up in her house during a zombie apocalypse (more like mansion) and Mike was there and everyone was acting like nothing was wrong and out of no where she just goes, “you really need help.”
Mike almost her her and I flipped out on her....
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#47: whenever posts say "reblog" i hit like just...
